We celebrated Taylor's birthday after church last night and it was supposed to be a surprise. Well, at dinner, Beatrice, 3yo, kept talking and mentioning "part" throughout her conversation. I discreetly ignored it. Our son, Robert, 7yo, decided to try to stop the train wreck. He finally said, "Bea!! Be quiet. It's supposed to be a surprise!"; to which Beatrice replied, "Wobert! I know it's a soopwise!! I'm not going to tell Daddy we're having a party after church tonight!!" Taylor sits between the two of them so it was hard to ignore the heated dialogue. Needless to say, he figured out he was having a birthday party at church.
Beatrice and I were resting in the recliner this morning and she looks at me and yells, "MOMMY! I'm not married to you!"